Movies

To the drunkard at the movies. I love you man.
You waddles into the cinema, looking like you about to trip and fall, and made the evening even more comical than it was. (We went to go watch Bridesmaids so it was funny.)

You did flying leap kicks at the screen, missed completely and fell to the ground. More than once I might add. Yelled at the screen for people to kill each other, even though it was a comedy. When security came, you layed perfectly still in the dark corners and waited for them to pass. Brilliant maneuver!

Then you proceeded to take your shoes off and throw them at the screen! This you did not miss and the screen went all funky. Dude, people were not laughing at the movie, they were laughing at you. Just to let you know. I hope you enjoyed the movie though! :)